A post by Hafiz, this is.

A tribute to Yoda, also this is.

Kick your ass, he surely will.

Short and green, Yoda is. A weird way of talking, he uses. This post, unreadable it makes. In Expanded Universe, sockpuppet he played. Give a damn about it, we do not. In the prequel, Count Dooku he taught. Meet Jar Jar Binks, he did not. A few moments later, assasinating Padme, Jango Fett attempted. Begun, the Clone War has. Like an egg in the Large Hadron Collider, the Republic’s fate is. A disturbance in The Force, Yoda felt. To Geonosis, the stormtroopers clone army went. Little Anakin’s butt, he saved. To a Sith Lord, Count Dooku has turned.

Dooku's sorry ass, he kicked.

After that, in Episode 2, 5 Clone Wars, Yoda starred. Darker, the coming storm grows. Like a Smurf, he looks. Beats the Droid Army to shit, he did. A few years later, again Yoda we see. The hairy Wookies, he led. Order 666, the stormtroopers executed. The Dark Lord of Sith, Yoda confronts. Made the Senate looks like Everglades, they did. Into exile, Yoda goes. Later, to Luke, god-like powers he taught. Loads of spiritual mumbo jumbo, he talked. With his help, a Jedi Luke became.

From hell, the training is.

In the last movie, older than your principal, he is. Dead, also he is. Ended, this IQ-torture has.

Rather translucent, he looks.

Nah, this is not about the Battlefield 2 Youtube video by SonicJihad (which I am quite sure is a harmless thematic video rather than propaganda).  We’re talking about something else.

Both Western and Islamic fundamentalist media has been telling us about the use of popular media by terrorists, including SonicJihad’s BF2 video (which in some fundamentalist websites came with a made-up quote). But from my opinion, the real terrorist internet propaganda are harmless and rather hilarious to read. But we could talk about that later. And by later I mean a few posts after this one. Yesterday, I found that Hamas (you know, those Palestinian guys) has been broadcasting a children’s show called “Pioneers of Tomorrow”, hosted by an actor in an animal costume, that, to be honest, doesn’t looks too “Islamic” or original.

Wait. I thought a Saudi cleric said that mice are soldiers of Satan.

Anyone that is not an idiot or insane (which means that fundamentalists don’t count) would know that it’s a rip-off of the most popular cartoon character in the world. But if you watch the show by yourself, you’ll find that the comical quirks of the show goes beyond a Jew-annihilating Mickey Mouse rip-off.

Whoever wrote the script obviously didn't have any zoological knowledge.

Which gives me an idea. Get a fundamentalist group, then tell them to fuck off make a children’s show. Then, broadcast the show on Disney Channel. Sounds good? Great. Goodbye.

A few weeks ago, I came home and discover something pretty much like this:

The foreign software from Mars keeps popping up warnings that said that the computer was infected by hordes of virus, but when I click those warnings the EVIL™ software pops up and ask me to purchase it. It also change the wallpaper into some eye-damaging “warning”, and worst of all, preventing me from changing the wallpaper and screensaver and preventing the computer from activating the friggin screensaver. Yes, the SCREENSAVER. When the computer is idling for 10 minutes, instead of activating the screensaver, the legendary La Pantalla Azul de Muerte pops up, followed by an endless cycle of Restart->BSOD. Meaning that if I continue the habit of activating the screensaver and turning off the monitor when I’m not using the computer, the poor machine’s basically screwed. Well, actually, the BSOD is a fake screensaver that could be closed with Esc, but I didn’t know that at that time.

A few minutes later (before discovering the inability to activate the screensaver), I suspected that the program is a spyware/scamware, so I search for the info on Google. All the links mention it as an Evilware™, so I delete the root folder on Program Files. However, I can’t find some of the files mentioned on websites. So the problem persists for several weeks.

Eventually, I succeeded in wiping out the Evilware™. So I think that I should share the way to destroy the Evilware™. Manually. If your computer was infected and you haven’t done anything, I advise you use an anti-spyware. Manual removal could DESTROY your computer, so prepare backup files.

Like this, but in your hard disk.

Ready? OK, here we go.

(Note: I didn’t really remember the full process since most of the files were deleted weeks before the Evilware™ was completely removed. Sorry.)

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1. Stopping the process.
Open Task Manager>Processes. Find “Antivirus XP 2008″ or “rhc(*random numbers*)”. Click it and click “End Process”. Part 1 done.

2. Search & Destroy.
- Delete the AVXP08 shortcuts & Start Menu folder.
- Open C:\Program Files. Find “rhc(*random numbers*)”. Delete everything there except the .dll files.
- Open C:\WINDOWS\system32. Search for “rhc(*random numbers*), “lhp(*random numbers*) and “bhp(*random numbers*). Delete them all.
Note: The “bhp” file is in .scr format.

3. Unregistration.

Open cmd. Type “cd [AVXP2008's root folder]“. Press Enter. Type “regsvr32 u [Name of the remaining .dll files]“. Press Enter. Repeat the process with the other .dll’s.

5. Restoration.
Open “Run”. Type “gpedit.msc” and click “Run”. Once “Group Policy” pops up, open User Configuration>Administrative Templates>Control Panel> Display. Set the first 6 settings to “Disabled”, “Screensaver” “Enabled” and the rest “Not configured”.

Perfect. Now give one last middle finger to the cursed Evilware™ as it vanishes.

Sayonara, AVXP 2008!

The spyware goes away. Yay! (Ehm, ehm!).
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There are still some flaws in the guide (such as internet speed not recovering) so if you spot any, please tell me.

If you have a heart, tell your friends about this guide. Close the tab and listen to Britney Spear’s “Gimme More” if you don’t have a heart.

That’s all. Good luck wiping the Evilware™. Cheers.

(*Looking at the calendar*) Today is Sporeday for North America and Asia-Pacific (yeah!). Happy Sporeday everyone!

Welcome to my Friendster blog. I created this blog so I could share my thoughts about the world and the life in it, mostly about a 130,000 years old species of bipedal, intelligent and curious primates named Homo sapiens, and hoping to follow the footsteps of someone older and wiser. Also, please respect other people’s thought, so that there will be no flamewar that would result in annihilation of innocent puffins.

I AM RIGHT I AM RIGHT I AM RIGHT, therefore, I am right.
-Uncyclopedia.

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